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Some guy in the future has taste in music, and Wyld Stallyns isn't his cup
of tea, and he really doesn't think it's such a great idea for an entire
society to be based on them. So, he builds a couple evil Bill and Ted
robots to kill the real Bill and Ted before the Battle of the Bands, where
Wyld Stallyns are supposed to get their big break (although they still
suck) The Robots meet up with the real Bill and Ted and throw them off a
mountain, which kills them. Unfortunately, their ghosts are still around,
and they meet the Death. Death says that he will challenge them to a game,
and if they win, they can go back, but if Death wins, they go to hell.
Bill and Ted run away from Death and go to hell. After a bit of enduring,
they agree to Death's terms. The play Battleship and win, but Death
decides best two out of three. So, they play Twister and Win, and Death
says 3 out of 5, so they play another game (I forgot which) and win. Death
concedes and offers to bring them back to life, and they let Death tag
along. But first, they need to find someone to build good robots to kill
the bad ones, so they go to heaven and get the smartest being who ever
existed (named Station). Station builds the robots, and they make it to
the Battle of the Bands. They kill off the bad robots and beat the bad guy
from the future, but they still suck. Fortunately for them, George Carlin
is there with a time machine, so Bill and Ted get 17 months of intense
guitar training and come back to the stage and win.
This movie was worse than the first one. The jokes weren't funny. It was ill contrived. It's no wonder I wasn't interested when it first came out. I was right then, and I'm right now. Bill and Ted suck. |