Judge Dredd
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Judge Dredd, starring Sylvester (Sly) Stallone (a.k.a. Rambo, Rocky, Judge
Dredd, etc.) and Deuce Bigelow. I asked Trent if Deuce dies, and he said
yes, so I agreed to watch it. Damn you Trent! You tricked me! In the
Future, Stallone still sucks. Anyway, what happens is this: Rocky, the
world famous judge (meaning all-powerful law enforcement officer) gets
framed for murder, but escapes and ends up with Deuce getting captured by
some inbred redneck cannibals. In the Future, only inbred redneck
cannibals believe in God. Well, they escape the cannibals by sneaking
up behind them. In the Future, no one turns around. There's a big
speeder bike rip-off scene which is resolved when one of them crashes into
a building, causing 7 stories to explode. In the future, all buildings
are made of C4. Rambo redeems himself, Deuce survives, and they defeat
the gooey frozen clones. In the Future, they breed humans with
popsicles. This was an awful awful movie.
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