Earlier this week, I conceived an idea for today's Inside Column. Actually, a couple of my friends thought of it and had asked me to post it up in here. Now this may seem a bit silly, and it is silly, but please take this seriously, OK?

The following is a Cosmo-style quiz that was designed by three beautiful ladies to determine if you are the right kind of guy whom they would like to go out with. Please keep in mind that this test is designed by my female friends, not me. Please check off all the traits that apply to you and add up the total points for each trait to find your final score. The result of your score is displayed below.

u Has a great sense of humor (3 pts)

u Low-key and flexible (3 pts)

u Devoted (3 pts)

u Kind-hearted (3 pts)

u Clean (2 pts)

u Not vain (2 pts)

u No tragic flaws whatsoever, such as

anything that could abruptly end a

relationship (3 pts)

u Must not care too much about money /

be generous (2 pts)

u Spontaneous and creative (2 pts)

u No Mono-brow (1 pt)

u No back hair (2 pts)

u Nice shoulders (2 pts)

u Must have a relatively bigger waist

than me (2 pts)

u Taller than me (2 pts)

u Doesn't get gross food at the dining

halls (1 pt)

u No domers / doesn't wear too much ND

clothing (2 pts)

u Able to start a conversation / must have

something to report on the phone (2 pts)

u No business majors / sellouts (2 pts)

u Would not "hook up" on the side (3 pts)

u Willing to like my friends / my friends must

love you (3 pts)

u Loves animals (2 pts)

u Willing to accompany me anywhere (1 pt)

u Domesticated (2 pts)

u Intelligent (3 pts)

u Willing to listen to all my music (1 pt)

u Does not care about boob size (3 pts)

If your score is 40-60 points, then you qualify most of the requirements to go out with the young beautiful women who developed this test. Please send your results and name to me and I will forward the results to the judges/ladies who will then decide whom they will go out with.

This is no joke. If you do make the cut, then you will be given the opportunity to go out with the judges. Since there are three judges, we prefer that a group of three friends send in applications at one time. All inquiries and results can be sent to spiderteo@yahoo.com.

This quiz has been designed by anonymous individuals who are simply looking for the right guy, or have fun trying. Teo does not accept any responsibility of any consequences that would occur from taking this quiz. However, knowing the beautiful ladies in question, the risk is well worth it.

The views expressed in the Inside Column are those of the author and not necessarily those of The Observer.

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