I am Scott Little (big in all the right places). I like football, beer and women. Oh yeaaah, and pizza! Put them all together and I am in heaven.

I stand about 6-foot-3 in the morning. And can stand about six beers at night. I guess I should give my general outlook on women, since Valentine's Day is comin' up. I think women at this stage in my life should be around for a good time. They should be fun, and not too emotional. Girls should do their best to look nice and entertain me. Not entertain me like I'm at a nudie bar, but nakedness is A-OK. JK all the way. Have some good conversation ready. It wouldn't be a bad idea if they kept up on some sports too. If they aren't into that, they should talk about working out or food.

My days are always brighter when I see pretty girls around. I don't think it is that hard for girls to take a little time each morning and look their best. Guys do stuff to make girls happy. Most of us give really nice hugs with our big strong arms. We also offer protection from mean boys. And most of us are fun to talk to and snuggle with.

I also have some advice for girls: You all aren't going to look like movie stars or Russian super-models, so just look your best and you'll get what you deserve.

Senses of humor are really important too. Also, make it more obvious when you are interested in one of us. No more silly games. Life is too short for that goofy stuff.

And when you are walking by someone on the sidewalk and you think they look cute, look at them and say hi or start up a conversation. Guys too. Too often, here in the Midwest, people get dull and just walk around with their heads down because of the weather, or they look straight ahead. Look at faces. Pretend you are at Mount Rushmore.

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