The Nieuwland Royal Mounted Police PART II:
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Scott Stadelmann was purchased as a commodity slave in the markets of Shanghai by a young peasant couple in the Year of the Monkey. Scott had been found, as a young boy, chasing a rabbit on all fours and howling at the moon. Although it was a tough process, the young couple was eventually successful in teaching Scott basic language and social skills. He then began a glamourous career as a migrant farmer in Mongolia.

After drinking too much Coca-Cola and goat-juice one night, Scott woke up on a train heading to Estonia, bound, gagged, and sporting a tattoo of Stalin on his ankle. He spent many years there under the tutelage of the great computer guru Kaiser Shazse, (inventor of the fully object-oriented toaster and the exploding operating system, later stolen by Bill Gates and called MS-DOS). Scott killed his mentor, as was tradition among the Estonian computer gurus of the time, and hopped on a flight to Atlantic City where he unsuccesfully tried to apply his knowledge of Data Structures to gamblimg.

Scott joined the Nieuwland staff a few years ago and has done an excellent job at making random computers explode.

He pouts a lot.

Christopher Mueller was born somewhere in the sunny fields of mid California.

Mueller's specialties are in the areas of computer graphics, LISP (scheme), the bass guitar, and bragging.

Mueller has been of benefit to a rebel group in Northern Thailand, whose fight against their communist oppressors in Burma has been oft forgotten in the world community at large. He has spent many days there, smuggling banned knowledge concerning explosives and computer technology. In this picture, Chris is pictured holding a rather scary gun.

Christopher is an enemy consultant from Fitzpatrick.

The funny thing about this particular biography is that it's all absolutely TRUE.

Everybody needs a cynic.

Nieuwland is not lacking in this regard

We love ya Chip... you and your funny straw hat....

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Name:	Sharon "Bounce" Flynn
Position:	Lab Trumpeter, Optimist
Status:	Un-Official

Sharon joined the team back in 1992 in the unofficial capacity of Trumpeter and animal-trainer. Sharon's skils with charming snakes, mice, chickens and weasels have been of a great aid to the Nieuwland community, and the combination of her charm and ungodly optimism have helped us live through many a day in this particular corner of Gehenna.

In her spare time Sharon enjoys breathing, eating, sleeping, smelling, feeling, touching, seeing, hearing, and thinking. She also tames unwieldy horses.

When it came time to decide who it would be to take charge of Nieuwland's overwhelming supply of vice, the decision was short and unanimous. Few are better qualified to lead, organize, and categorize vice than Michael Chapple.

Mike comes from a long line of Vice-Managers who brought their unique skill and trade to the new world from southern Italy. His artistry in this particular field has won him world renown and accolades from such prestigous publications as Vice: It's spelled like Mice, but has nothing to do with it! and International Journal of Experimental and Comaprative Vice.

Chapple has recently been awarded the "Wiener Award of Excellence" for his monumental marathon of Quarter-Dog consumption during the months of January-April 1996. We're proud of you Chapple!

As an independent outsider, Jason Zawodny enjoys the role of a check on the power of the official Nieuwland staff.

Jason's job was created by Emergency OIT Ruling 342-Z in response to an ever increasing abuse of powers within the Nieuwland community. His area of purview encompasses the power to eradicate Nieuwland consultants upon Board authorization and the ability to initiate Nieuwland self-destruct codes. He is not responsible for "problem" users, who fall under the jurisdiction of Kevin "Dagger" Richter.

Jason Zawodny is currently working as a double agent for Nieuwland, and played a key role in the infiltration of other OIT divisions. Although employed, (through outsourcing), by the OIT Board to maintain a check on the Nieuwland community, Jason is alleged to have loyalties toward the Nieuwland staff. Rumors abound that the Manager has completely bribed him off.

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