The Nieuwland Royal Mounted Police
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Daniel Cieslak brings a wondrous combination of humor and sheer bravado to the team here at Nieuwland. Recruited from a Hezbullah guerilla camp in southern Lebanon, Cieslak has proved his worth time after time, and has more than warranted a certain amount of trust. He is greatly respected by his co-workers and was voted "Employee of the Month for All Time."

Daniel was born in northern Uzbehkistan during the "Time of Troubles". Captured at an early age by Sheep Gypsies, Daniel was exposed to the sultry underworld of sheep stealing where he gained most of his knowledge in demolitions, computer science, and knitting oven-mits. When he was fifteen, Daniel ran away from the camp and started his life anew in Sri Lanka. His unique knowledge of demolitions, computer science, and Akido made Cieslak a well-known figure among the Bosses of the Southeast Asian cartels. He spent many years in the southeast "working" for different Bosses before being hired by Iranian interests to work for a Syrian-financed guerilla camp in Lebanon.

On his days off, Cieslak enjoys smelling flowers and frolicking with imaginary spirits in sunny meadows.

This one of the few known pictures of the notoriously reclusive assassin "Dagger". Seen on his head is the Xenopus Mortis, a South American tree frog which secretes a deadly neuro-toxin known among assassin circles as "Sweet Night".

Kevin is hired on an intermittent basis to take care of "problem" users. His association with Nieuwland is kept strictly secret. Nothing of "Dagger"s life is known for fact.

Known by the lower Egyptians as Shadva, by the Laplanders as Ilvszar, by the Hittites as Baal, by the NewYorkers as MikeKeenan, and by the western world as the devil, Eklund is to be avoided at all costs.

Eklund was formulated by a Schroedinger Equation gone awry in the Third Epoch of the historical universe. He drifted without corporeal form until the Earth formed in the Eight Epoch. His hobbies include complaining, and greatly exaggerating his knowledge about horseflies.

Eklund bites people.

Demian is the newest addition to the staff here in Nieuwland, pulled in as reinforcement during the Sino-Fitzpatrick conflict. He has been an invaluable aid, and is consistently humble about his ability with computer technology.

Demian originally hails from the Patagonia region of Argentina where he and his kinsfolk performed the traditional duties of the local gaucho. Circumstances being what they were a few years ago, Demian found himself expatriated by forces beyond his control, and has wandered the world in search of spiritual "one"-ness and perfect humility.

Which consequently led him here.

Six years back, it became painfully obvious that the staff here at Nieuwland was in sore need of a cannibal. After a long process of interviewing and pain endurance tests involving salt, electrodes, and force-fed Quarter-Dogs, Eric was chosen to complement our staff with his special prescence.

Eric originally hails from the Lower East Side of Dubuque, Iowa where he learned to look after number one. His range of abilities, aside from the devouring of unwanted human flesh, include shapechanging, yodeling, kayaking, and "walking-the-dog".

Denis is occassionally sub-contracted to add some noise to the lab environment. That's all he does.

For fun, Denis is known to work in the Aerospace field.

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