"Grasp the Sparrow's tail." Morningdew's arms swam in the air, his students tracing his
moves in Riverside Park, Manhattan. Patrick waited until he was making corrections and
approached the man gingerly.
"Excuse me," Patrick hesitated. "I need to ask you a question."
Morningdew smiled. "Sure, just wait a few minutes."
Patrick sat on the grass and observed the lesson. Morningdew, a slim, gray-haired man in
his mid forties, was telling his students to go check out the Museum of Natural History.
"I want you to look at the video of the lemur. The Sifaka in particular is the best dancer
in the animal kingdom. You can learn T'ai Chi from the lemur." He began hopping sideways
in giant, loping diagonal steps, his arms widely cupping the air. The students looked on
in astonishment as he bounded past them and came jogging back. "Of course I don't have a
tail and the dance is all in the tail." He wiped the sweat from his forehead and told them to
do pushing hands. As they paired themselves off he came over to Patrick.
"Did you know my sister Aisling?" Patrick clutched a worn out flyer.
"Aisling?" The teacher said. "Of course! She was wonderful. I told her she could be a
master herself if she'd iron out a thing or two. We only had her for a few weeks though.
How is she?"
"That's the problem. I have an urgent message to give her. Our mother's sick and I don't
know where she is."
"Hmm! I can't help you there. She was like an angel, she came and graced us and left
without a word."
Patrick turned in despair to the river.
"But you know who might know?" Morningdew mused. "A Nigerian guy, Abraham. She brought him
along with her when I was appearing as John F. Kennedy's ghost in the Village."
Patrick looked baffled.
"My friends were playing in a band and I did a guest appearance to educate the public about
what really happened in Dallas. Abraham... now let me see. He sells watches on the corner
of Fifth and fifty-seventh." Morningdew pointed down to Patrick's feet. "You shouldn't stand
or walk with your feet pointing outwards. Point them in the direction you are going, it's
logical, otherwise you're heading toward gravitational collapse. And put 70% of the weight
on the ball of your foot. Nijinsky, Michael Jordan, Mick Jagger, they all tip-toe. Ever
notice that?"
Patrick turned his feet inward. Morningdew made slight alterations with his own foot, his
hand firmly on Patrick's shoulder.
"Thanks." Patrick stared dubiously at his new feet. "What did happen to JFK? The Mob?"
"The KKK. That's not even JFK buried beside Jackie in Arlington it's Tippet, a cop."
"What happened to his body then?"
"He was dismembered by Scottish Celtic druids and thrown in a lake in Texas."
"Wow!"
"Stay for the lesson, if you want."
"No, I have to work. Maybe some other time."
Morningdew grinned and walked back to his class. Patrick suddenly turned and ran back to
him.
"Where should I put my tongue?"
"The tongue should go on the roof of the mouth," Morningdew told him gravely and with
authority. "The tip almost touching the back of the top teeth."
"That's brilliant," Patrick enthused. "I'll definitely try it." As he walked away again
the teacher spoke to his students who had gathered in rows behind him. "Embrace the tiger,
return to mountain." The group stepped and turned, hands reaching out in perfect
synchronicity.
With his tongue flattened against the roof of his mouth Partick walked past the Plaza Hotel
enjoying the smell of horse shit from the tourist carriages. There were many Africans
selling scarves, bags and watches all with fake designer labels. However if the T'ai Chi
teacher was exactly right there was Abraham standing outside the Warner Brother's building
with a briefcase full of watches. He was deeply black, wearing a brown leather jacket
and a white shirt and tie, stocky and of average height with a triangular nose and chubby
fingers that held the case open for the passers-by. Abraham was strangely dwarfed by a giant
Bugs Bunny statue, glamorous in a tuxedo, holding out a victory carrot.
"Abraham?" Patrick said, more to Bugs Bunny over his shoulder.
Abraham was immediately suspicious.
"I'm Aisling's brother Patrick." Patrick's gaze moved from the fright of the Bunny.
Abraham's shoulders relaxed and he grinned, revealing big blocks of widely spaced white
teeth like tombstones planted on a pink gummy ridge.