Tennis and Top Buttons
Remembering William H. Rehnquist.
By Richard W. Garnett
Posted Sunday, Sept. 4, 2005, at 12:25 PM PT
I wrote a book report in high school on The Brethren, the
Woodward and Armstrong "behind the scenes" take-down
(or send-up) of the early Burger Court. The justices struck
me, I have to admit, as a dysfunct ional and petty bunch, but
I remember thinking that one of them seemed pretty "cool." The
youngest justice, Bill Rehnquist, apparently went in for practical
jokes, ping-pong in the basement, swashbuckling dissents, and
shaggy hair. I am embarrassed to admit that the thought actually
occurred to me, "It would be fun to be one of these 'law
clerks' for him."
About 10 years later, I showed up at the court for my clerkship
interview with the chief, sweating horribly from the combined
effects of Washington, D.C.'s June humidity and my one wool
lawyer suit. I can only imagine how obviously disheveled, in
both appearance and mind, I seemed to his assistants, Janet
and Laverne, as I waited. Right on time, the chief came into
the waiting room, in casual clothes, shook my hand, and said, "Hi,
I'm Bill Rehnquist."
He showed me around his chambers and the court's conference
room. We had a friendly conversation about obscure Arizona
mining towns, our respective hitch-hiking e xperiences, the
death penalty, and my childhood in Anchorage, Alaska. Thinking
back to The Brethren, I asked him about pranks he'd played
on Chief Justice Burger. When he asked me if I had any questions,
I said—thinking it would be my only chance—that
I would appreciate seeing the justices' basketball court, "the
Highest Court in the Land." At the end of the interview,
when the chief remarked that he'd never had a clerk from Alaska
before, I started to get my hopes up.
During my clerkship year, the chief, my co-clerks, and I played
tennis together weekly at a public, outdoor court near Capitol
Hill. (We played on the same day that the week's "cert
memos," analyzing petitions filed by those seeking review
of their cases, were due, so—more than a few times—clerks
played without having slept.) We took turns driving and buying
a new can of balls. I was the chief's doubles partner that
year, and I several times beaned him with my hopelessly chaotic
aotic serves. One day, I am ashamed to admit, after yet another
double-fault, I slammed my racket to the ground and yelled
an extremely unattractive expletive. My co-clerks looked across
the net at me in horror. The chief, though, didn't turn around.
He just slowly bent over, put his hands on his knees, and started
laughing.
For me, maybe the best part of the job was the daily 9:30
a.m. meeting. We'd drink our coffee, talk a bit about football,
movies, and weather, and check up on pending cases and opinions.
Sometimes he'd wonder aloud why one colleague or another still
hadn't circulated a draft. (He was always, though, unfailingly
fair and genial about and toward his colleagues; he would never
have tolerated from any clerk a snide remark about a justice.)
In keeping with his days as a sideburn-and-psychedelic-tie-wearing
junior justice (though not with his expectations of lawyers
who appeared before the court!), the chief didn't impose on
his clerks the stan dard law-firm-ready attire rules. He did,
however, have a problem with T-shirts showing under our shirts.
So, whenever my co-clerks and I had a meeting, we'd quickly
button up our top buttons. I sometimes forgot to hide the offending
undergarment, though, and one day, in the middle of a conversation
about a pending case, he looked at me, sighed, and wondered
why even his "extremely lax" dress code was proving
such a burden.
We had cheeseburgers and beer ("Miller's Lite," he
called it) together regularly, and he allowed himself one cigarette
with lunch. He invited us to his home for dinner and charades;
I don't think I'll ever forget watching the chief act out "Saving
Private Ryan," crawling around under his coffee table,
pointing his fingers like a gun, and mouthing "pow, pow!"
Chief Justice Rehnquist liked to put together friendly brackets
and pools for the NCAA tournament, the Kentucky Derby, and
the bowl games. One day, just after the 1996 election, he passed
down to me a note from the bench. I assumed he wanted a law
book or a memo, but instead he asked me to find out what was
happening in one of the not-yet-called House races that was
integral to our inter-chambers contest.
The chief's chambers ran like clockwork. We had a routine,
and it worked well. He knew his job, and he knew he was good
at it. He knew a staggering amount of law and was scarily quick
at seeing and getting to the heart of any question. To prepare
for oral arguments, the chief preferred not to read long, heavily
footnoted memos, opting instead for talking through problems
with his clerks, while walking around the block outside the
Supreme Court building—sometimes twice, for a particularly
tricky case. It was surprising, and always funny, that so few
of the gawking tourists around the court recognized the chief
justice as he ambled around Capitol Hill, doing his work. (He
didn't mind at all).
A few years ago, lured by the promise of great seats f or
the Michigan game (the Fighting Irish won, though the chief
thought they "won ugly"), the chief justice visited
Notre Dame and—after a game of doubles with me and two
colleagues—spent an hour with my First Amendment class.
The conversation quickly turned to advice about life and lawyering,
balancing work and family, being a good parent, making a difference,
and contributing to our communities. It meant a lot, to me
and to my students, that he clearly cared more about helping
these students find happiness in the law than about selling
them on his legal opinions.
The chief was a lawyer's lawyer. He taught and inspired me,
and all of his clerks, to read carefully, to write clearly,
and to think hard. He will, quite appropriately, be remembered
as one of the few great chief justices. For me, though, William
Rehnquist is more than a historic figure and a former boss.
Today, thanks in no small part to him, I have a great job:
I get paid to think, research, and write about things that
matter and to teach friendly and engaged students about the
law. I will always be grateful. And I hope that the deluge
of political spin to come will not drown out what Americans
should remember about the chief: He was a dedicated public
servant, committed to the rule of law and to the court. He
regarded himself as the bearer of a great trust and of a heavy
obligation of stewardship. In my judgment, he was faithful
to that trust, and he fulfilled that obligation.
Richard W. Garnett is a Lilly Endowment Associate Professor
of Law at the University of Notre Dame. He clerked for Chief
Justice Rehnquist in 1996-97.
Article URL: http://www.slate.com/id/2125686/
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