Past Columns by Date

February 22, 1996
February 15, 1996
February 8, 1996
February 1, 1996
November 30, 1995
November 9, 1995
November 2, 1995
October 26, 1995
October 5, 1995: No deceptive advertising here; wish you were there; who should be punching who?
September 28, 1995: What's up with that?; is that what they're called?; that'll learn 'em; there are exceptions to every rule; new mascot?
September 21, 1995: The Hesburgh gold mine; is that so?; get with the program, part III; fun with stickies.
September 14, 1995: Get with the program; rugby, anyone?; wrong team, bub; Irish influence; get with the program, part II.
September 7, 1995: They'll do anything; tough security; naughty, naughty; excuse me, is this Notre Dame?; what's wrong with Knute Rockne's face?
April 20, 1995: Recluse priest, somebody likes us, practical jokes run wild in Grace, ducks on the rampage, who's on first?, and why did Jesus really fall?
April 6, 1995: Mouse sighted in NDH, notable dining hall thefts, perks for the football coaches, irate head athletic trainer, and a big white cow.
March 30, 1995: A new Gipper, ND security on the job, Jeff Shoup's mastery of the English language & more abuse of the ND police, Monk's driving habits, preview of "The Shirt," and a picky guard at North Gate.
March 2, 1995: The Gipp is here to stay, bad tipper, lies about Main Building renovations, the JACC, basketball, and hockey.
February 23, 1995: The Gipp's birthday, NDH trashes Scholastic, Carroll fights for on-campus parking, words of wisdom from JPW, the Gipp gets mail, threats from the Office of Financial Aid.
February 16, 1995: Armed and dangerous, Student Affairs at large, how Patty O'Hara braves the cold, that's a lot of beer, the madness of Lou Holtz.
February 9, 1995: Scholastic protests Office of Student Activities.
February 2, 1995: Request for a homosexual support group, new provost, lavish accommodations, is the end near?, administration quick reference guide.
December 8, 1994: DART is the work of the devil, NDH horror stories, attack of the killer cheerleaders, bad kickers, co-ed naked slip & slide, YMCA II, Farley smokers, Holden ticket, top ten list.
November 17, 1994: Rip on Reagan, the Gipp on drugs, mystery pylons on campus, no more YMCA, the bureaucracy that ate campus, campus cop, top ten slogans for the basketball season.
November 10, 1994: Gipper loses his mind, Holtz's sleeping pill II, Onorato, UFS debt, teal uniforms, switching dorms, library graffiti, the skunk, top ten ND vs. FSU
October 20, 1994: Field tromping, not signing footballs, the Alum flag, VT pledges in Grace, Graffiti I, bar above Drug and Alcohol Ed, blow up the Burke, mad Beauchamp, hello? Bill Kirk, FSU sister school, Keough Hall
October 13, 1994: Retire!, fly in the yo, bike for the ages, dog in the 'brare, Dr. Funstein II, Holtz stat, condoms in concert
October 6, 1994: Least influential in sports, Irish Unity, streaking at the Hammes, no BC tix, personal attacks, ugly dorm designs, when GREs seem hopeless
September 29, 1994:
September 22, 1994: Misflown Pitt flag, FSU emergencies, if engineers ruled the world, fined at Michigan State, Stonehenge Jr., Boston College classes
September 15, 1994: Taking out the prof's Miata, driving on south quad, videotaping by Kirk, gross tee shirts, the "hike step," sedated Lou Holtz, suggestions for two new dorms on golf course, sentences with every letter
September 8, 1994: Freshmen in study lounges, Flanner's eviction, administrators free ride, Hammes bookstore mission, the new stadium, lost in NDH, how to pronounce Orsagh
April 14, 1994: Tricks on prospective students, tasty goldfish, admin building smoking lounge, asbestos in Cushing, "adult phone entertainment," Student Government office, wishes for Kurt Cobain, sign off
March 4, 1994: Violent Femmes for AnTostal, Taoiseach, Blarney stone, ND in Ireland, Phone Center paper clip holders, "pee shock," one-cent balances
March 3, 1994: Pastaria, a new trick for the 'Brare, insects in Stepan, mice in Fitzpatrick, blue glass, Lenten Condolences
February 24, 1994: Lakes on the quads, steam tunnels, Nieuwland basement, JPW in retrospect, Accounting Scavenger Hunt, Getting Punked, ND cheerleaders, Allegro Coffee Shop, Gipper on Mosaic
February 17, 1994: Broken cups update, Flynn III, vending machine food, putting off papers, new student body presidents and, abstinence
February 10, 1994: Valentine ulcers, Domer candy, broken pudding cups, souring love and, trouble with the Office of University Computing
February 3, 1994: A new Gipp, Sega SYR, new laundry machines, summer school for the lame, the Keenan Review, and Flynn I