YOU MAY BE A LIONS FAN (from Jon Pieti)

Recited to the cadence of "You may be a redneck" (Jeff Foxworthy):

1.  If you know who Tommy Hudspeth was . . . You may be a Lions fan
2.  If you own a copy of Beverly Hills Cop 2 just so you can see Eddie
Murphy wear that cool Lions jacket . . . You may be a Lions fan
3.  If you think the biggest game of the year is the early game on
Thanksgiving . . . You may be a Lions fan
4.  If your three year old Daughter already knows how to run up and give you
a high five when Barry Sanders scores a touchdown . . . You may be a Lions fan
5.  If your collection of Lions hats has one for "Sunday Best" wear only . .
. You may be a Lions fan
6.  If you watch the Packers, Vikings, Bears, and Tampa Bay games just to
see them lose . . . You may be a Lions fan
7.  If you were a member of G.R.O.W.L. or G.R.O.W.N. . . . You may be a
Lions fan
8.  If you are a member of this mailing list . . . You may be a Lions fan
9.  If you watch Home Improvement just to see what Lions shirts Tim Taylor
may be wearing . . . You may be a Lions fan
10.  If you enjoy watching the Cadillac Seville commercial just to see Barry
Sanders make his moves . . . You may be a Lions fan
11.  If every time you hear the Queen song "Another One Bites The Dust" you
think of Monte Clark . . . You may be a Lions fan
12.  If you think January 12 1997 should be declared a holiday because the
Lions announced that they hired Bobby Ross as the new coach . . . You may be
a Lions fan
13.  If you get pissed off everytime you hear Emmitt Smith referred to as
"The greatest running back in football" . . . You may be a Lions fan
14.   If you don't think the Lions should ever change anything about their
uniforms . . . You may be a Lions fan
15.  If you refuse to go to the in-law's house for Thanksgiving until after
the Lions game is over . . . You may be a Lions fan