Here at the Phone Company we handle eighty-four billion calls a year. 
Serving everyone from presidents and kings to scum of the earth. We 
realize that every so often you can't get an operator, for no apparent 
reason your phone goes out of order [plucks plug out of switchboard], 
or perhaps you get charged for a call you didn't make. 

 - We don't care. -

Watch this - [bangs on a switch panel like a cheap piano] - just lost Peoria!

You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of 
space-age technology that is so sophisticated, even we can't handle it. 
But that's your problem, isn't it ? Next time you complain about your 
phone service, why don't you try using two Dixie cups with a string!

   We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company!

Carolyn M. Rush 
Telecommunications Coordinator 
Telecommunications Department 
University of Notre Dame
carolyn.h.rush.2@nd.edu

   I have been with the University for 
16 years, and with Telecommunications 
since 1986. The duties that I perform for 
the University include: 




  1. I program all new telephones and 
      do all software changes (DMS 100) 
  2. I coordinate telephone service for special 
      events (i.e. athletic events, concerts, etc.) 
  3. I assign all auth codes, calling cards for 
      University employees. 
  4. Telephone training 
  5. Telephone fraud investigations
  6. Assignment and tracking of the Pagers 
  7. I assist our systems analyst with the 
      University's telephone bill 
  8. I also assist our department's engineer. 

Send me e-mail.