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Keith '97
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> After Tom Osbourne (head football coach at Nebraska)
> dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a
> tour. He shows Tom a little two-bedroom house with a
> faded Nebraska banner hanging from the front porch.
> "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get
> their own houses up here," God says.
>
> Dr. Tom looks at the house, then turns around and
> looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a
> huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and
> little patios under all the windows. Notre Dame
> flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge
> Fightin' Irish banner hangs between the marble columns.
>
> "Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a
> question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a
> faded banner and Holtz gets a mansion with new Irish
> banners and flags flying all over the place.
>
> Why is that?"
>
> God looks at him seriously for a moment.
> "That's not Holtz's house," God says. "That's mine."