Marty Heirty
COTH / Art '91
MHeirty@aol.com
Q. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
Q. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Q. How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Five - one to change the bulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit
to wear for the occasion.
Q. How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Four - one to change it, one to call Congress about their progress and two
to throw the old bulb at American University students.
Q. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Seventy-six - one to change the lightbulb, 50 to protest that the
lightbulb has a right not to change, and 25 to hold a counterprotest.
Q. How many Notre Dame students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Well...one to distract the rector, one to make a lightbulb run, one to
change the bulb, one to light a candle for it at the Grotto, three to discuss
the unparalled lightbulb-changing tradition at Notre Dame, 70 to sing the
fight song, and 8000 to check the University's ranking in the
lightbulb-changing polls.