Name:  Andrea Jacobson

Nickname: Dr. Big Man Five Second Rule Bench Fail

Hometown:  St. Louis, MO

Year: 2010

Major:  Chinese and Gender Studies

Dorm/Off Campus: P-Dub (Pasquerilla West Hall)

Plans for the future: live in the biggest cardboard box on some city street

Hobbies/Interests:  dark chocolate, Clorox Wipes, staring at my Wall of Objectification, reading Bitch magazine, and watching WifeSwap

Favorite Quote: “"I totally love our band more than I could ever love a girlfriend" --drunken Irish fan

Interesting Fact about you: I once watched a whale eat my shoe (no really, it's true)