This week's honor goes out to Dave "The Jackass" Heinsch and Lauren "Wipeout" Berger, on the assumption that next year they will use their recently acquired secretarial powers only for evil, and never for good.

Also, Lauren recovered yet ANOTHER poster that was shamefully stolen from the Animal House at the last party. Not that we have parties here. That would be wrong. But know this, O Poster Stealer; when I find you--and that's WHEN, not IF--I will roll up that poster you stole in a tight little tube, skewer you with it, and roast you on a spit until you plump up like a ballpark frank and Ball consumes you whole.

And congrats again to the heroes of the week!

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