Ah yes, it's the lovable saxophone Mingo. What, a sax you say? Surely one should not make a sax Baritone Hero! It's okay, we forgive Mingo, when his hilarious acts include drinking ludicrous amounts of koolaid and proceeding to hit on every clarinet in a 30 foot radius. When his advances were summarily rejected, Mingo was not disheartened. After traveling to Sbarro's, Mingo felt so good about the night that he insisted on talking at length to... let's just call him Massy McManchez.

Mingo's absurd and ridiculous actions truly embody what a Baritones strives to be. For these reasons, Mingo receives the title of Baritone Hero. Oose.