This week, our favorite frosh Dory receives the ever important title of Baritone Hero. Why you might ask? During an unfortunate asthmatic attack, fellow baritone player Dixie was unable to find her inhaler and instead received important amounts of CO2 via Dory's mouth. But don't worry dear friends, tonecest was not afoot here... Dory provided said lifegiving air via her mouthpiece, thus elevating the baritone horn to a lifesaving device. This act of quick thinking, ingenuity, and general smartness deserves nothing less than Baritone Hero.

Also, today, being January 14th, of the year two thousand and four, is said to be Dory's birthing day. Enjoy your day, Dory, and let us all hope that you will have many Notre Dame experiences to come that will involve large imbibements of lemonade and that you will subsequently fail to recall. Amen.