This week, the Baritones fall to our knees and give praise to our very first Hero, Bonnie Leigh Falto. Though she is a mere Falto, she won the respect and admiration of each and every 'Tone by selflessly and shamelessly smearing an entire plate of pie into the face of the infamous Antonio DiPasquale. This exceptional act will live eternally as a bright, shining light in the dim memories of every 'Tone (excluding Bludo, who, rubbing her belly absently, can only lament the loss of the pie).

Further, Bonnie once fell on her rear end in a bus isle right next to the author of this page, providing precious moments of top-notch entertainment during a long and arduous bus ride.

Woo-hah, Bonnie Leigh. Woo-hah.