Whimsical Wisdom I've Gained through the Years

* Don't do dumb things.
* The work of the father is to schlep.
* Don't bring your snow cone on a roller coaster.
* Be kind to your sister...and to your brother, too.
* Nothing makes a girl so pretty as to see her on the arm of another guy.
* Remember the Three Rules About Sex.

My Father’s Thoughts on Drinking Too Much

“Anyone who has a hangover deserves it.” ~ George I. Reimers (1919–1974)