Somebody's mogey by the side of the road
Somebody's kitty that forgot his highway code
Someone's favorite feline that ran clean out of luck
When he wandered on the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
De- capitating tweety birds and masticating mice
Now he's just six pounds of raw red meat that don't smell very
nice
He's nobodies mogey meow
You that love your pussy be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
And if upon the busy road you let him play and frolic
To be sure I'm telling you it could be cat-as-trophic
If you let him play on the roadway well that will be that
you'll hear one last resounding meow! And a sort of squishy
splat
And your pussy will be very dead And also very flat
He's nobodies mogey He's just flat and red and soggy He's nobodies
mogey now.