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Autumn 2000 issue . Tim McCarthy's personal Top 10

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The punning safety announcer

 

 

10. "Don’t let your day go down the drain by forgetting today’s safety plug."

9. "When it is only coffee for the road . . . there’s always grounds for safety."

8. "It takes a strong heart to drive on clogged arteries."

7. "No one relishes a pickled driver."

6. "Anyone whose driving sparkles . . . is a real gem."

5. "Keep your driving well-polished to avoid having a bad finish."

4. "Horsing around in traffic after dark could become a real nightmare."

3. "You can always bank on safety . . . for your best interest."

2. "Drinking drivers are like light bulbs: The first to get turned on are the first to burn out."

1. "Anyone who tries to bolt through traffic . . . is a real nut."

 

 

 

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